Top 10 Signs You Need to Find a New Job

10. You feel a deep sense of dread every Monday morning.
9. Staff meetings remind you of being in the confessional, but without the absolution.
8. Your management is composed of know-nothing posers.
7. Your colleagues don't seem to notice that your management is composed of know-nothing posers.
6. Your master's degree is now worth $1.29 (less than a cup of coffee at Starbuck's).
5. Employee morale is at an all-time low, but your colleagues just keep working like automatons, not expressing any discomfort.
4. Financial incentives for leaving your job are greater than for staying.
3. You have forgotten how to use your brain.
2. Your colleagues don't realize they've lost the use of their brains.
1. You have no idea why you are still working here.